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Strangest Place You've Masturbated?
Topic Started: 21 Jan 2012, 10:36 PM (5,641 Views)
salamutスタッフ	4 Feb 2012, 08:24 PM Post #21
فقط الحفاظ على الابتسام Posts: 3,598 Group: Don't call me Autist Member #724 Joined: 7-Aug 2011	Yes Toast, I remember.
	Toast 16 Feb 2012, 06:13 AM What the fuck is that shit, man? Are you going to provide anything relevant about reality besides posting nonsense about an elaborate hoax?


PoodieCore	4 Feb 2012, 08:42 PM Post #22
German douche Posts: 3,305 Group: Old Grumpy Nazi Member #705 Joined: 3-Aug 2011	Toast 4 Feb 2012, 07:52 AM Unless doing it in a tent while 2 other guys are sleeping tops that..
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~~Toast~~	4 Feb 2012, 10:40 PM Post #23
Posts: 0 Group: Banned Member #2,078 Joined: 16-Nov 2011	I've got the pornographic imagination, that's the only stimulation I need.. man.
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Repzion	5 Feb 2012, 02:16 AM Post #24
If you were meant to live, God wouldn't have created me. Posts: 250 Group: Members Member #1,255 Joined: 17-Sep 2011	My work, men's restroom.
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simrat	30 Mar 2012, 12:36 PM Post #25
Posts: 28 Group: Members Member #1,735 Joined: 12-Oct 2011	Cyber cafe, school, college, car...



Xerces	1 Apr 2012, 06:32 AM Post #26
Gem Thief Posts: 795 Group: Adventurers Member #2,482 Joined: 15-Feb 2012	Strangest place I ever masturbated, was behind a mammoth-sized bean bag, in the living room of an open plan house, with my dad, step mom, step sisters and stepbrother all present 5 feet away from me watching TV. No one was sleeping and I was in clear view. Can't beat that, bitches. (I realize it was in my house but twas not solitary conditions so it still counts). Edited by Xerces, 1 Apr 2012, 06:35 AM.



Dolerbom	1 Apr 2012, 02:18 PM Post #27
Posts: 658 Group: Members Member #2,361 Joined: 16-Jan 2012	Repzion 5 Feb 2012, 02:16 AM My work, men's restroom. Very Christian of you.
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Taelôk	1 Apr 2012, 09:24 PM Post #28
Chess Noob Posts: 1,477 Group: Coffee addict Member #1,587 Joined: 2-Oct 2011	Meh, traditionally masterbation was condsidered sinful. Some even going so far as to declare it a mortal sin (which is a sin of automatic damnation if repentance for it is not directly made.) However, it's the 21 century, christianity is so reinterpreted and vague now, to the point that what is and is not a sin has essentially become what's convenient for you to accept as such. So it is in fact christian of him. So very Christian. Edited by Taelôk, 1 Apr 2012, 09:33 PM.
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Tsukasa	1 Apr 2012, 09:50 PM Post #29
Posts: 0 Group: Members Member #557 Joined: 26-Jul 2011	wal-mart bathroom, every day i worked there
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RetroOctane	5 May 2012, 06:56 AM Post #30
Posts: 116 Group: Members Member #890 Joined: 21-Aug 2011	In the shower room of a college I don't go to.



trickyricky	5 May 2012, 02:40 PM Post #31
Posts: 136 Group: Members Member #2,700 Joined: 30-Apr 2012	car to a magazine



Yar	5 May 2012, 02:41 PM Post #32
Posts: 0 Group: Members Member #2,072 Joined: 15-Nov 2011	opera



Snakekasunick	6 May 2012, 12:23 PM Post #33
Posts: 393 Group: Members Member #2,715 Joined: 5-May 2012	Classroom in school where no one is looking.



Guest	24 Mar 2013, 10:49 PM Post #34
Unregistered	I once Masturbated in a YMCA bathroom while doing charity work at the summer day care.
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Eugene Debs Hartke	25 Mar 2013, 05:20 PM Post #35
So it goes. Posts: 2,362 Group: Pin tan's Loveslaves Member #2,490 Joined: 18-Feb 2012	Toys R Us bathroom, either that or in a forest clearing not too far from a highway. Edited by Eugene Debs Hartke, 25 Mar 2013, 05:20 PM.
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