How do creationists explain black people?

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How do creationists explain black people?
Topic Started: 28 Jan 2012, 12:37 AM (1,545 Views)
Yar	16 Apr 2012, 11:00 PM Post #21
Posts: 0 Group: Members Member #2,072 Joined: 15-Nov 2011	Superpig 16 Apr 2012, 08:27 PM Ron Paul 16 Apr 2012, 07:58 PM Black people are the charred, burned souls of normal people who have been sent back to Earth in hopes of redeeming themselves in the eyes of God. Is Ron Paul racist? No, just a scientologist.



trickyricky	4 May 2012, 08:28 AM Post #22
Posts: 136 Group: Members Member #2,700 Joined: 30-Apr 2012	one of Hams sons saw him naked or something and was cursed by god or god cursed cain for killing abel and this what the "Mark of Cain" was go look these two versions up



Dogsi	4 May 2012, 11:47 AM Post #23
Posts: 240 Group: Members Member #2,488 Joined: 18-Feb 2012	PoodieCore 28 Jan 2012, 10:18 AM That explains everything... Is that an actual depiction? It's like a mix between Christianity and Scientology.



PoodieCore	4 May 2012, 11:49 AM Post #24
German douche Posts: 3,294 Group: Old Grumpy Nazi Member #705 Joined: 3-Aug 2011	Yes that's what Mormons actually believe. I know it sounds too insane...
	Best forum quotes: 1080Poop Intellectually this thread is like discovering a vagina for the first time. You're fascinated by it but scared of it at the same time. The scent is alluring and sparks something inside of you that gets a reaction. You poke and prod at it in inquisitiveness. "Is it safe to put my dick in here?" You ask yourself.


Dogsi	4 May 2012, 11:50 AM Post #25
Posts: 240 Group: Members Member #2,488 Joined: 18-Feb 2012	Just4Trophyz 28 Jan 2012, 12:37 AM ...or any person who isn't white? Follow the lineage, there were 2 white people in the Garden of Eden... then they had lots of incestual sex and so did their children until 6,000 years later, we have the world as we see it... lots and lots of blacks, latinos, orientals, etc. I know how blacks explain it... I just find it weird that no one questions ethnicity in religious circles. Probably because they would realize how obviously dependent their religion is on demographics. And why places like Iraq aren't a "mixed bag" of different religions. Since the Bible was written in and around Egypt and its surrounding countries, I'm guessing that none of the Lord's followers or prophets or apostles were white. But try telling Sue-Ann Hucklebee from Bumslicke, Alabama or her maid Consuela Lopez that Jesus was a middle easterner and they'll throw their Bibles (or Biblias) at you. [Recreation of what Jesus would've looked like based on where he lived] Or maybe that since the Bible never specifically mentioned race, Adam and Eve were made of every ethnicity and every new child that popped out of them was different... and was then subsequently send off to specific parts of the world to live so that the children who looked like each other could live together. Genius! Actually, they don't say Jesus, Adam, Eve, etc. were white. They state that they were Jewish, which would be more similar to Egyptians in color. Only the really dumb, by theist standards, Christians actually think they are white. They are often depicted as white because most of the really devout Christians who make the pictures, books, etc. are the really dumb Christians. Also, the languages and diverse races are easily explained. Remember, they can state ANYTHING as they ignore any science that goes against their beliefs because they have "faith".



JeffroTheMan	4 May 2012, 11:51 AM Post #26
Posts: 910 Group: Members Member #355 Joined: 20-Jul 2011	South Park- All About the Mormons Better than that is this. Dum dum dum dum dum!
	"Should've been a soldier, I could've fought and died/ but there's no revolution, so I bought a bride." -Bought a Bride, Brand New


Dogsi	4 May 2012, 11:52 AM Post #27
Posts: 240 Group: Members Member #2,488 Joined: 18-Feb 2012	PoodieCore 4 May 2012, 11:49 AM Yes that's what Mormons actually believe. I know it sounds too insane... Actually, I don't see how it's any worse than Islam, Christianity, Scientology, etc. For instance, did you know they make a reference in the Koran to Mohammad flying through space on a carpet and conquering the stars with djinns? When I read that for the first time I envisioned a mix of Star Wars and Aladdin.



PoodieCore	4 May 2012, 11:59 AM Post #28
German douche Posts: 3,294 Group: Old Grumpy Nazi Member #705 Joined: 3-Aug 2011	I guess you are right. They also mention unicorns several times in the Bible on top of all of the famous insane fairy tales. Rationally all of them play in the same bullshit league. The funny thing is that Mormons today are in denial about the polygamy and racist foundations of their religion. What do you expect from a religion that was started by a convicted conman...
	Best forum quotes: 1080Poop Intellectually this thread is like discovering a vagina for the first time. You're fascinated by it but scared of it at the same time. The scent is alluring and sparks something inside of you that gets a reaction. You poke and prod at it in inquisitiveness. "Is it safe to put my dick in here?" You ask yourself.


Nemesis	4 May 2012, 12:16 PM Post #29
Internet Zombie Posts: 7,796 Group: God Member #653 Joined: 28-Jul 2011	Black people were created by God so they could drink grape juice.



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