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Toilet thoughts of the day.
Topic Started: 26 Apr 2012, 06:39 PM (2,122 Views)
Ardat	26 Apr 2012, 06:39 PM Post #1
Posts: 2,137 Group: Elite Members Member #491 Joined: 26-Jul 2011	We all take a dump from time to time and, while we do, we think of stuff. I propose that you unload the cerebral package that builds up while your digestive system take care of its own burden in this thread. I'll start: - Bill Murray and Daniel Day Lewis are probably the most talented actors alive that enjoy international recognition. - The reflection of the square motif floor on the sink is fucking weird, but gives a good idea of what you get when you project a 2-dimensional surface on a 3-dimensional cone. - People with good analytical skills must be inherently better at fucking, if they care trying to be. - I should create a thread on what you think about when you're shitting. It'll probably be retarded and have little success, but fuck it. I shit fast, so that's it for the day. Edited by Ardat, 26 Apr 2012, 06:42 PM.
	What's more fun than fighting crime?


JeffroTheMan	26 Apr 2012, 07:52 PM Post #2
Posts: 910 Group: Members Member #355 Joined: 20-Jul 2011	Unfortunately, due to the copious amount of painkillers I've been taking since I broke my leg, I haven't had a bowel movement in several weeks, save for the occasional massive fart. So I can't contribute to this thread (within its actual rules) for a while. I guarantee that once my intestines start moving at a normal pace again, I'll frequent this thread.
	"Should've been a soldier, I could've fought and died/ but there's no revolution, so I bought a bride." -Bought a Bride, Brand New


Exploding Hero	26 Apr 2012, 08:15 PM Post #3
Must not sleep. Must warn others. Posts: 1,133 Group: Fatass Member #1,376 Joined: 20-Sep 2011	- We base our every thought and action on the basis of being understood, despite the arbitrary nature of language. Perhaps this explains why no one ever knows what the fuck everyone else is doing/talking about? - Donatello was easily the best ninja turtle, by far. - There's a small portion of me that wants Mitt Romney to lose all of his hair. - The job interview I had today went very well, I am anticipating good things in the near future.
	... in accordance to prophecy.


Superpig	26 Apr 2012, 08:50 PM Post #4
Super Pig Posts: 1,399 Group: Elite Members Member #2,437 Joined: 1-Feb 2012	JeffroTheMan 26 Apr 2012, 07:52 PM Unfortunately, due to the copious amount of painkillers I've been taking since I broke my leg, I haven't had a bowel movement in several weeks, save for the occasional massive fart. So I can't contribute to this thread (within its actual rules) for a while. I guarantee that once my intestines start moving at a normal pace again, I'll frequent this thread. Won't it hurt when you go back?



Exploding Hero	26 Apr 2012, 08:51 PM Post #5
Must not sleep. Must warn others. Posts: 1,133 Group: Fatass Member #1,376 Joined: 20-Sep 2011	Superpig 26 Apr 2012, 08:50 PM Won't it hurt when you go black? Fixed
	... in accordance to prophecy.


JeffroTheMan	26 Apr 2012, 08:58 PM Post #6
Posts: 910 Group: Members Member #355 Joined: 20-Jul 2011	Quote: Won't it hurt when you go back? Dammit, don't spoil the surprise of my first legit post on this thread when it consists entirely of "OW GOD JESUS AUNT JEMIMAH FUCKING MAKE IT STOP WHY DOES IT HURT SO GOOD?!" Wait a second... what did I just do? I tried thinking up with a witty reply to Hero's fixage and came up with nothing.
	"Should've been a soldier, I could've fought and died/ but there's no revolution, so I bought a bride." -Bought a Bride, Brand New


GearSecond	27 Apr 2012, 06:32 AM Post #7
I left my computer on. Posts: 59 Group: Members Member #5 Joined: 28-May 2011	I wish more females would wear long skirts. I find them incredibly attractive, but they're a rare sight. Edit: I must confess I was not on the toilet while making this post. I misunderstood the title and thought "toilet thoughts" referred to pointless or random thoughts. My apologies. I think this thought will suffice, though. Edited by GearSecond, 27 Apr 2012, 06:42 AM.
	Places where I am much more informal:


Nemesis	27 Apr 2012, 06:48 AM Post #8
Internet Zombie Posts: 7,939 Group: God Member #653 Joined: 28-Jul 2011	GearSecond 27 Apr 2012, 06:32 AM I wish more females would wear long skirts. I find them incredibly attractive, but they're a rare sight. Edit: I must confess I was not on the toilet while making this post. I misunderstood the title and thought "toilet thoughts" referred to pointless or random thoughts. My apologies. I think this thought will suffice, though. Next time you're on the toilet, think this thought and everything will be OK (the universe will be kept in balance)..



Deleted User	27 Apr 2012, 08:03 AM Post #9
Deleted User	I've been playing Duke Nukem 3D lately, and have been thinking of new names of sodas that include the word "Duke" but only have two. Duketer Pepper and Duka-Cola
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Triplock	27 Apr 2012, 10:53 AM Post #10
Posts: 0 Group: Members Member #1,309 Joined: 19-Sep 2011	-I shouldn't have eaten that.



oscarstrok	27 Apr 2012, 12:10 PM Post #11
Deamon man-child of Evil Posts: 789 Group: Members Member #1,208 Joined: 11-Sep 2011	-I'll just bring my 3DS along. -OH SHIT I'VE BEEN ON HERE FOR 3 HOURS!
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Ardat	27 Apr 2012, 07:42 PM Post #12
Posts: 2,137 Group: Elite Members Member #491 Joined: 26-Jul 2011	GearSecond 27 Apr 2012, 06:32 AM Edit: I must confess I was not on the toilet while making this post. I misunderstood the title and thought "toilet thoughts" referred to pointless or random thoughts. My apologies. I think this thought will suffice, though. It's okay, I forgive you, but you must follow Nemesis's advice. - I wonder if my speech pattern in French will have changed significantly as a result of a year of constant English speaking. - The more I grow old, the more I find myself pretty. Maybe I'm just getting used to my face, and using it as a basis for my own reviewed standards of beauty. - I'm such an anal cleanliness freak that I don't know what I'd do if I were to ever fight in a 18th century war. Probably just adapt, but damn would that be uncomfortable. - There's a sense of urgency in the kind of friendship displayed in My Little Pony I'm not sure I'm comfortable with. Unicorns, Pegasus and Earth Ponies were almost forced to start cooperating by some winter spirits, Pinkie Pie harrassed a donkey because he wouldn't become her friend, and Applejack couldn't stay away from Ponyville without having all the other protagonists of the show following her. I'll have to revise my perception of that cartoon. - Today, I only ate cereals, yoghurt and apples. I'll be extra carnivory tomorrow. Edited by Ardat, 27 Apr 2012, 09:01 PM.
	What's more fun than fighting crime?


Jazz	27 Apr 2012, 09:45 PM Post #13
Posts: 548 Group: Members Member #184 Joined: 26-Jun 2011	Is this a guy thing? I don't contemplate much while I'm on the can. Shower? That's a different story. One of the clients at my job has severe memory loss due to nearly drowning when she was a teenager. Her recent memory is shot and certain events just seem to replay in her head on an endless loop, so she'll ask about them several times throughout the day (e.g., her parents are supposed to take her away to live in Vermont). Anyway, despite the fact that her memory is in this condition, she knows the words to A LOT of songs from every decade, including this one. It kinda struck me that maybe she would benefit from some kind of musical therapy? Like making up catchy songs for her to remember basic things throughout the day. I know musical therapy exists, but I've never heard of it for this specific purpose and it dawned on me that that would probably be an effective way for her to regain some of her independence.



Exploding Hero	27 Apr 2012, 11:50 PM Post #14
Must not sleep. Must warn others. Posts: 1,133 Group: Fatass Member #1,376 Joined: 20-Sep 2011	- I think the main reason as to why a lot of noobs don't stick around for very long around here is because we scare them off. - A girl that I've always considered to be pretty cute posted a facebook status that hinted at believing in God earlier today. I couldn't help but feel a little disappointed, which leads me to believe I'm becoming more and more intolerant with religious convictions. - I'm probably going to die alone. - Listening to Explosions in the Sky for an extended period of time certainly fucks with you mentally. It's been a good 5 hours now, and I feel like closing my eyes and soaring through the galaxy while simultaneously falling into a deep depressive state of self-loathing poetry. - This poop was a lot shorter than I anticipated.
	... in accordance to prophecy.


Nemesis	28 Apr 2012, 07:03 AM Post #15
Internet Zombie Posts: 7,939 Group: God Member #653 Joined: 28-Jul 2011	Exploding Hero 27 Apr 2012, 11:50 PM - I think the main reason as to why a lot of noobs don't stick around for very long around here is because we scare them off. This is no place for weaklings. Exploding Hero 27 Apr 2012, 11:50 PM I'm becoming more and more intolerant with religious convictions. That only sucks if it applies for very moderate religious people, the "I believe in God and Jesus, but I haven't read the Bible and I don't practice my religion" crowd (who are also tolerant). Sadly, since she mentioned God on Facebook, she might not be part of that crowd. I'm able to be casual friends with people that have horrible opinions (homophobes, racists, nationalists). Edited by Nemesis, 28 Apr 2012, 07:17 AM.



~~Word Sorcerer~~	28 Apr 2012, 07:21 AM Post #16
Posts: 0 Group: Banned Member #2,201 Joined: 10-Dec 2011	I wonder how many human beings are sharing the load of this shit I'm unloading, man. Are they feeling it?
Posts: 0 Group: Banned Member #2,201 Joined: 10-Dec 2011


Nemesis	28 Apr 2012, 07:26 AM Post #17
Internet Zombie Posts: 7,939 Group: God Member #653 Joined: 28-Jul 2011	On-topic: Yesterday: - sucks that the lightbulb died, but at least I have my trusty flashlight - the flashlight is too far (and, ffs, I took it with me to the bathroom, because I knew the lightbulb died... dammit) - I'm going to die - I've reached the flashlight, but I already got adjusted to the lighting conditions, so I shouldn't turn it on - ah, fuck, why the fuck did I turned it on - because of Ardat's thread, people will become more self-concious about their toilet thoughts and their thoughts will become less random. They will basically become "what should I post on Ardat's thread?" thoughts - because of that, my next thought will probably try to be random, thus being more random than normal random toilet thoughts, so Ardat's thread may cause the posters on the thread to have even more random thoughts or some fake thoughts - who would win between a seal and a dolphin? The seal has a powerful tail and it can stay on land... wait, never mind, the dolphin has a bigger mouth, so it wins - yeah, that was more random than usual



salamutスタッフ	28 Apr 2012, 07:28 AM Post #18
فقط الحفاظ على الابتسام Posts: 3,622 Group: Don't call me Autist Member #724 Joined: 7-Aug 2011	My toilet thought of the day - Indian curry is the saliva of the devil.
	Toast 16 Feb 2012, 06:13 AM What the fuck is that shit, man? Are you going to provide anything relevant about reality besides posting nonsense about an elaborate hoax?


Ardat	28 Apr 2012, 07:35 AM Post #19
Posts: 2,137 Group: Elite Members Member #491 Joined: 26-Jul 2011	Jazz 27 Apr 2012, 09:45 PM Is this a guy thing? I don't contemplate much while I'm on the can. I don't know if it's a guy thing, but it certainly something I do. Interesting story by the way, you're welcome to share any kind of bathroom thought. Quote: - I think the main reason as to why a lot of noobs don't stick around for very long around here is because we scare them off. I think Nemesis does most of the scaring. - Waking up at 3PM is not okay. - It's been almost 8 months since I last received a decent blowjob.
	What's more fun than fighting crime?


Nemesis	28 Apr 2012, 07:38 AM Post #20
Internet Zombie Posts: 7,939 Group: God Member #653 Joined: 28-Jul 2011	Ardat 28 Apr 2012, 07:35 AM Quote: - I think the main reason as to why a lot of noobs don't stick around for very long around here is because we scare them off. I think Nemesis does most of the scaring. Fuck you! I was nice to the newest member ("jayfoxpox", his first 3 posts are good) and I tell everyone "Welcome" and you where on skype when I said I was going to make a fluffy post against "Hosorrow", because he is new. Edited by Nemesis, 28 Apr 2012, 07:41 AM.



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