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Your ideal mate; Man, woman, dog, a box of cereal; tell it all.
Topic Started: 18 May 2012, 12:24 AM (857 Views)
Exploding Hero	18 May 2012, 12:24 AM Post #1
Must not sleep. Must warn others. Posts: 1,143 Group: Fatass Member #1,376 Joined: 20-Sep 2011	There are probably similar threads like this, but at this point I don't give a fuck. I'm bored. What is your ideal vision of a potential girlfriend/boyfriend? For me? - Light colored eyes, the lighter the better. - Relatively soft spoken. - Nice hair (I'm not sure why, but it's a massive turn on if a woman has a thick head of hair that's well taken care of) - Has a good sense of humor, and isn't put off too much by my cynicism. - Perky, just because I'm so mellow and mild-mannered. It's a good counter balance. - Healthy, and applies herself to stay healthy. - In between 5'5" and 5'7" And if we're getting ridiculous: - Has the finest ass in the world.
	... in accordance to prophecy.


Chocoberry	18 May 2012, 12:48 AM Post #2
Gem Thief Posts: 1,090 Group: Adventurers Member #2,482 Joined: 15-Feb 2012	- Dark brown or black hair - Either dark brown eyes, hazel or green eyes - Taller than me (and being 5'5 that's not exactly too hard a feat) - Very high sex drive that equals or exceeds mine - Intelligent - Can appreciate my sense of humour (not necessarily has the same humour, either) - Is an opinionated dickhead (the dickhead portion of this is optional) like me - Can get along with my sister And as for being ridiculous: - Has a really nice, sizable cock



~~Word Sorcerer~~	18 May 2012, 01:11 AM Post #3
Posts: 0 Group: Banned Member #2,201 Joined: 10-Dec 2011	Every time I look in the mirror, man. I'm so fucking gorgeous and amazing at everything I do. Just godly, aight.
Posts: 0 Group: Banned Member #2,201 Joined: 10-Dec 2011


Superpig	18 May 2012, 02:00 AM Post #4
Super Pig Posts: 1,419 Group: Elite Members Member #2,437 Joined: 1-Feb 2012	DeathBlow 18 May 2012, 12:48 AM - Dark brown or black hair - Either dark brown eyes, hazel or green eyes - Taller than me (and being 5'5 that's not exactly too hard a feat) - Very high sex drive that equals or exceeds mine - Intelligent - Can appreciate my sense of humour (not necessarily has the same humour, either) - Is an opinionated dickhead (the dickhead portion of this is optional) like me - Can get along with my sister And as for being ridiculous: - Has a really nice, sizable cock You want a dickhead? I would prefer to have a human personally but to each his own Spoiler: click to toggle Exploding Hero is everything you listed Edited by Superpig, 18 May 2012, 02:01 AM.



trickyricky	7 Jul 2012, 08:16 PM Post #5
Posts: 136 Group: Members Member #2,700 Joined: 30-Apr 2012	I want somebody is sweet but also has a wild side and like to have fun. I want some who has the brains to hold an intelligent conversation.



zero6ix	7 Jul 2012, 11:06 PM Post #6
Don't despair, your mother loves you. Don't be proud, because she has to. Posts: 165 Group: Members Member #2,039 Joined: 9-Nov 2011	Bored this eve, I am, and lucky, being able to do this twice.
	This guy traveled through time. Spoiler: click to toggle


Omicron Nexus	8 Jul 2012, 12:18 AM Post #7
Indivisible Particle smasher Posts: 1,628 Group: Elite Members Member #121 Joined: 5-Jun 2011	When we have perfected the technology, An android. Otherwise, None applicable.



JeffroTheMan	8 Jul 2012, 01:08 AM Post #8
Posts: 910 Group: Members Member #355 Joined: 20-Jul 2011	My only criteria is that they be Romanian, have the same basic political views as me, and has a sizable appreciation for Nirvana. It'd also be nice if they were lazy as all fuck. Wait a second...
	"Should've been a soldier, I could've fought and died/ but there's no revolution, so I bought a bride." -Bought a Bride, Brand New


Ardat	8 Jul 2012, 03:18 AM Post #9
Posts: 2,368 Group: Austère Member #491 Joined: 26-Jul 2011	Spoiler: click to toggle
	What's more fun than fighting crime?


PoodieCore	8 Jul 2012, 06:15 AM Post #10
German douche Posts: 3,421 Group: Old Grumpy Nazi Member #705 Joined: 3-Aug 2011	Ardat 8 Jul 2012, 03:18 AM Spoiler: click to toggle Bestiality... You might as well fuck a goat. And please don't bother me with evolutional convergence... You are one sick bastard.
	Best forum quotes: 1080Poop Intellectually this thread is like discovering a vagina for the first time. You're fascinated by it but scared of it at the same time. The scent is alluring and sparks something inside of you that gets a reaction. You poke and prod at it in inquisitiveness. "Is it safe to put my dick in here?" You ask yourself.


Ardat	8 Jul 2012, 06:31 AM Post #11
Posts: 2,368 Group: Austère Member #491 Joined: 26-Jul 2011	Whatever, dude. I posted Liara mostly because I love her as a character, the blue nature of her hotness merely being a plus. Find me a human chick with her mind, and I'll consider ceasing to be a monstrosity to you. Edited by Ardat, 8 Jul 2012, 08:17 AM.
	What's more fun than fighting crime?


Triplock	8 Jul 2012, 10:48 AM Post #12
Posts: 0 Group: Members Member #1,309 Joined: 19-Sep 2011	-Not dumb enough to buy into pre-conceptions, of "ideal mate" and such bullshit. -Has to put up with me. -Not fat.



Ardat	8 Jul 2012, 11:10 AM Post #13
Posts: 2,368 Group: Austère Member #491 Joined: 26-Jul 2011	Such a wild hypothesis indeed, to suppose that you get along better with some types of personality rather than others. Edited by Ardat, 8 Jul 2012, 11:11 AM.
	What's more fun than fighting crime?


Triplock	8 Jul 2012, 11:19 AM Post #14
Posts: 0 Group: Members Member #1,309 Joined: 19-Sep 2011	Types! Seriously?



Nemesis	8 Jul 2012, 03:17 PM Post #15
Internet Zombie Posts: 8,618 Group: God Member #653 Joined: 28-Jul 2011	JeffroTheMan 8 Jul 2012, 01:08 AM My only criteria is that they be Romanian, have the same basic political views as me, and has a sizable appreciation for Nirvana. It'd also be nice if they were lazy as all fuck. Wait a second...



oscarstrok	9 Jul 2012, 10:52 AM Post #16
Deamon man-child of Evil Posts: 829 Group: Members Member #1,208 Joined: 11-Sep 2011	A decent looking women who could deal with my shit
	Spoiler: click to toggle


PoodieCore	9 Jul 2012, 11:05 AM Post #17
German douche Posts: 3,421 Group: Old Grumpy Nazi Member #705 Joined: 3-Aug 2011	- ethnicwise I'm open for everything as long as the girl was born on planet Earth - dark hair and dark eyes - tanned - around 160cm to 170cm - good cleavage - smarter than I am - good sense of humour - ambtious - helpful and caring - tramp stamp
	Best forum quotes: 1080Poop Intellectually this thread is like discovering a vagina for the first time. You're fascinated by it but scared of it at the same time. The scent is alluring and sparks something inside of you that gets a reaction. You poke and prod at it in inquisitiveness. "Is it safe to put my dick in here?" You ask yourself.


Ardat	9 Jul 2012, 11:37 AM Post #18
Posts: 2,368 Group: Austère Member #491 Joined: 26-Jul 2011	oscarstrok 9 Jul 2012, 10:52 AM A decent looking women who could deal with my shit You have no shit.
	What's more fun than fighting crime?


Superpig	9 Jul 2012, 04:17 PM Post #19
Super Pig Posts: 1,419 Group: Elite Members Member #2,437 Joined: 1-Feb 2012	A girl version of Ardat that isn't stricken with the pregnancy disease like deathblow. Edited by Superpig, 9 Jul 2012, 04:18 PM.



Snakekasunick	9 Jul 2012, 10:47 PM Post #20
Posts: 394 Group: Members Member #2,715 Joined: 5-May 2012	Omicron Nexus 8 Jul 2012, 12:18 AM When we have perfected the technology, An android. Otherwise, None applicable. That happened before, till I discover this. http://www.museumofhoaxes.com/hoax/weblog/comments/the_perfect_woman/ Edited by Snakekasunick, 9 Jul 2012, 10:47 PM.



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