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|Miracles performed by Jesus|
|Topic Started: 24 May 2012, 10:12 AM (1,310 Views)|
||28 Jun 2012, 04:38 PM Post #41|
Hey, man. The summer solstice taking over the winter solstice is the Savior returning, the light taking over darkness, the cold and evil winter, the devil, or the grim reaper, because he's the death bringer, you see, for just as the Sun dies on the cross during the winter solstice, so does a rose wither and die in winter. That's why they always say look to the heavens, and in the LOTR movie you gotta look to the east for Gandolf to save them cats with his light.
Yeah, man. He gave the the people wine by turning the grapes that were spread out on the straw mat into raisins with his rays of heat. Don't expect him to do all the work, you heathen scoundrel, who do you think you are?
Edited by Word Sorcerer, 28 Jun 2012, 06:07 PM.
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