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Ancient Cave Paintings
Topic Started: 26 May 2012, 04:27 AM (581 Views)
Indifferent	26 May 2012, 04:27 AM Post #1
Posts: 135 Group: Members Member #2,599 Joined: 21-Mar 2012	My boss (the annoyingly positive guy) claims there are ancient australian aboriginal cave paintings of jesus birth, think he said it was 4000 years old or something.... Anyone heard anything about this?
	Something awe inspiring and clever - some smrt guy.... The opposite of love isn't hate, it's indifference felt like i had to have this cuz of my name >.<


salamutスタッフ	26 May 2012, 06:20 AM Post #2
فقط الحفاظ على الابتسام Posts: 3,602 Group: Don't call me Autist Member #724 Joined: 7-Aug 2011	Tell him proof or GTFO.
	Toast 16 Feb 2012, 06:13 AM What the fuck is that shit, man? Are you going to provide anything relevant about reality besides posting nonsense about an elaborate hoax?


Taelôk	26 May 2012, 11:01 PM Post #3
Chess Noob Posts: 1,477 Group: Coffee addict Member #1,587 Joined: 2-Oct 2011	How did these aboriginals in Australia, know about events to occur in Jerusalem two-thousand years in advance? Edited by Taelôk, 26 May 2012, 11:03 PM.
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Indifferent	27 May 2012, 03:06 AM Post #4
Posts: 135 Group: Members Member #2,599 Joined: 21-Mar 2012	Taelôk 26 May 2012, 11:01 PM How did these aboriginals in Australia, know about events to occur in Jerusalem two-thousand years in advance? Thats kind of his point, its supposedly a prophecy sigh i just replied that i hadnt heard of it and i would have to check it out. i assumed it was a hoax like so many others but it seems like it doesnt even exsist >.< gotta ask him for his source :p
	Something awe inspiring and clever - some smrt guy.... The opposite of love isn't hate, it's indifference felt like i had to have this cuz of my name >.<


Taelôk	27 May 2012, 07:00 AM Post #5
Chess Noob Posts: 1,477 Group: Coffee addict Member #1,587 Joined: 2-Oct 2011	Alright that was a bad angle of attack, let me try another tact. let's grant that this cave drawing exists. Cave art is not exactly known for photographic realism, so how can one justify the interpretaion of it being Jesus? or you could just take salamut2202 advice and ask him proof or GTFO
	People who are unable to motivate themselves must be content with mediocrity, no matter how impressive their other talents. Andrew Carnegie My blog, dare ye click? Online meanderings and web-thought


Triplock	27 May 2012, 07:22 AM Post #6
Posts: 0 Group: Members Member #1,309 Joined: 19-Sep 2011	Easy, claim the guy on the painting is Mohammed, it's not like the cave paintings are precise enough to distinguish one bearded semite for another. Also... How's this for a retort? Edited by Triplock, 27 May 2012, 07:23 AM.



Yar	27 May 2012, 01:18 PM Post #7
Posts: 0 Group: Members Member #2,072 Joined: 15-Nov 2011	This article says that the aborigines were making cave paintings even in the 19th century http://www.smh.com.au/ffximage/2008/09/19/aboriginalart_wideweb__470x315,0.jpg For example, these depict the English ships of the said era, which the aborigines must've seen and decided to paint on a rock. So, why the fuck not Jesus? There were missionaries and churches - maybe one of the aborigines was influenced by it and painted it. But it doesn't make the painting 4000 years old, of course.



Nemesis	27 May 2012, 01:39 PM Post #8
Internet Zombie Posts: 7,843 Group: God Member #653 Joined: 28-Jul 2011	Yar 27 May 2012, 01:18 PM But it doesn't make the painting 4000 years old, of course. It just makes your post off topic.



Indifferent	27 May 2012, 03:07 PM Post #9
Posts: 135 Group: Members Member #2,599 Joined: 21-Mar 2012	Taelôk 27 May 2012, 07:00 AM Alright that was a bad angle of attack, let me try another tact. let's grant that this cave drawing exists. Cave art is not exactly known for photographic realism, so how can one justify the interpretaion of it being Jesus? or you could just take salamut2202 advice and ask him proof or GTFO I did mention that a painting of a birth could be of anyone but he said there was the star and the wisemen n crap.... The fact that i cant find any info or picture of this makes the whole story very unlikely, and if it was true then alot of christians would be using it against atheists all the time Theres also the Noah's ark and similar things that they claim they have found which is allways proven to be false... and trip...wtf is that picture of?:P seems like a reverse centaur with wings xD
	Something awe inspiring and clever - some smrt guy.... The opposite of love isn't hate, it's indifference felt like i had to have this cuz of my name >.<


Yar	27 May 2012, 03:33 PM Post #10
Posts: 0 Group: Members Member #2,072 Joined: 15-Nov 2011	Indifferent 27 May 2012, 03:07 PM and trip...wtf is that picture of?:P seems like a reverse centaur with wings xD It is Jesus. On a cross. With horse's head. Excuse me while I extract all the fuck from my mind now. Oh, it's an anti-christian graffito, this explains everything! Edited by Yar, 27 May 2012, 03:36 PM.



znk666	28 May 2012, 03:48 AM Post #11
Posts: 99 Group: Members Member #2,113 Joined: 23-Nov 2011	He does realize that the 'carvings' could be portraying anyone with a beard,right?
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Indifferent	28 May 2012, 07:39 AM Post #12
Posts: 135 Group: Members Member #2,599 Joined: 21-Mar 2012	znk666 28 May 2012, 03:48 AM He does realize that the 'carvings' could be portraying anyone with a beard,right? jesus's birth, so no beard
	Something awe inspiring and clever - some smrt guy.... The opposite of love isn't hate, it's indifference felt like i had to have this cuz of my name >.<


Yar	28 May 2012, 08:09 AM Post #13
Posts: 0 Group: Members Member #2,072 Joined: 15-Nov 2011	Indifferent 28 May 2012, 07:39 AM znk666 28 May 2012, 03:48 AM He does realize that the 'carvings' could be portraying anyone with a beard,right? jesus's birth, so no beard



salamutスタッフ	29 May 2012, 10:22 PM Post #14
فقط الحفاظ على الابتسام Posts: 3,602 Group: Don't call me Autist Member #724 Joined: 7-Aug 2011	He was born in Sparta.
	Toast 16 Feb 2012, 06:13 AM What the fuck is that shit, man? Are you going to provide anything relevant about reality besides posting nonsense about an elaborate hoax?


Yar	30 May 2012, 02:43 AM Post #15
Posts: 0 Group: Members Member #2,072 Joined: 15-Nov 2011	If Jesus was born in Sparta, he would be probably thrown off that cliff.



salamutスタッフ	30 May 2012, 03:05 AM Post #16
فقط الحفاظ على الابتسام Posts: 3,602 Group: Don't call me Autist Member #724 Joined: 7-Aug 2011	Yar 30 May 2012, 02:43 AM If Jesus was born in Sparta, he would be probably thrown off that cliff. But he is risen!
	Toast 16 Feb 2012, 06:13 AM What the fuck is that shit, man? Are you going to provide anything relevant about reality besides posting nonsense about an elaborate hoax?


Yar	30 May 2012, 04:47 AM Post #17
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