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Illuminati
Topic Started: 17 Jul 2012, 09:29 AM (1,990 Views)
Aetero Cailo	17 Jul 2012, 09:29 AM Post #1
Posts: 1 Group: Members Member #2,921 Joined: 15-Jul 2012	Who are they and what do they do?



Blargazaur	17 Jul 2012, 10:36 AM Post #2
Cephalopodan of Zion Posts: 632 Group: Common Jews Member #681 Joined: 31-Jul 2011	They are a secret order of (as the name suggests) enlightened people based in the Vatican city. They know much more than most of us do and they use that knowledge to control us. The Illuminati are not serving themselves though, they work for the Jew bankers (based on the moon), who fund the Illuminati (as well as the Free Masons and other such groups) and control the governments of the world. If you want your mind free of Illuminati control, be weary of Shadow People, the Mossad and the CIA. Aight.



Taelôk	17 Jul 2012, 10:45 AM Post #3
Chess Noob Posts: 1,477 Group: Coffee addict Member #1,587 Joined: 2-Oct 2011	It must be noted, that these 'Jews' are not of your typical kind. They are the descendants of the select; of whom, were the rulers of old put into power in the earliest days of civilization by the Anunnaki (reptilian exterrestrials from Nibiru) It is their plan to set humanity up for the return of Anunnaki; in which they, and there alien masters; will bring in the new world order as was once true, as can be seen from the 'mythologies' of all ancient cultures. Edited by Taelôk, 17 Jul 2012, 10:47 AM.
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oscarstrok	17 Jul 2012, 11:03 AM Post #4
Deamon man-child of Evil Posts: 789 Group: Members Member #1,208 Joined: 11-Sep 2011	Basically. The illuminati are jews doing jew stuff
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zero6ix	17 Jul 2012, 11:12 AM Post #5
Don't despair, your mother loves you. Don't be proud, because she has to. Posts: 165 Group: Members Member #2,039 Joined: 9-Nov 2011	JEWS! HATCHED FROM JEW EGGS!
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Taelôk	17 Jul 2012, 11:18 AM Post #6
Chess Noob Posts: 1,477 Group: Coffee addict Member #1,587 Joined: 2-Oct 2011	You two are just so inspired. Truly
	People who are unable to motivate themselves must be content with mediocrity, no matter how impressive their other talents. Andrew Carnegie My blog, dare ye click? Online meanderings and web-thought


zero6ix	17 Jul 2012, 02:36 PM Post #7
Don't despair, your mother loves you. Don't be proud, because she has to. Posts: 165 Group: Members Member #2,039 Joined: 9-Nov 2011	You're just on the other side, MAN! You're a part of it! Edited by zero6ix, 17 Jul 2012, 02:36 PM.
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Snakekasunick	17 Jul 2012, 03:46 PM Post #8
Posts: 393 Group: Members Member #2,715 Joined: 5-May 2012	In my opinion their a dead organization that leaves a legacy of pop culture and tinfoil hat conspiracy theories. Edited by Snakekasunick, 17 Jul 2012, 03:46 PM.



lonellystemcell	17 Jul 2012, 04:53 PM Post #9
Posts: 673 Group: Members Member #875 Joined: 21-Aug 2011	The illuminati are a result of the jews jewing all over their jewry.
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Chocoberry	17 Jul 2012, 05:18 PM Post #10
Gem Thief Posts: 844 Group: Adventurers Member #2,482 Joined: 15-Feb 2012	The Illuminati (also known as Killuminati), are a super powerful and super secret order of super rich people who control the world. The way you join the Illuminati is by selling your soul to the Devil in exhange for wealth and power. The drawback to this is of course you burn in hell for eternity. The Illuminati succeed in controlling the masses through MTV and black artists such as Jay Z (a well known proponent of the Illuminati), his wife Beyonce, Kanye West, Rihanna, Nicki Minaj, Jessie J (who isn't black but her music is very black for a white person and she did that song with B.o.b). In fact most if not all successful singers/rappers are part of the order and that is why they are so famous. For some reason, the Illuminati love black people. There is speculation as to why but the theory goes that black people as well as Jews are actually the superior races and have been plotting an ethnic genocide against whites. Most people don't know this - the only ones who do are super smart unlike everybody else. Slowly but surely the youth of the world are being recruited as Illuminati slaves through subtle yet powerful pursuasion by the music industry through the use of symbols, lyrics that when a song is reversed sound vaguely like demonic messages, as well as others. By listening to black artists we are slowly but surely becoming a passive nigger loving generation who will one day allow them minorities to butt fuck us into hell as has been prophesized. The only way one can resist the Illuminati is by listening to good, pure white Christian music and voting in favour of segreation.



salamutスタッフ	17 Jul 2012, 06:38 PM Post #11
فقط الحفاظ على الابتسام Posts: 3,620 Group: Don't call me Autist Member #724 Joined: 7-Aug 2011	If you hate Jews, the west, Multinational corperations and believe in both aliens and the Book of Revelations than they are everything you fear in one entity.
	Toast 16 Feb 2012, 06:13 AM What the fuck is that shit, man? Are you going to provide anything relevant about reality besides posting nonsense about an elaborate hoax?


Blargazaur	17 Jul 2012, 11:42 PM Post #12
Cephalopodan of Zion Posts: 632 Group: Common Jews Member #681 Joined: 31-Jul 2011	Snakekasunick 17 Jul 2012, 03:46 PM In my opinion their a dead organization that leaves a legacy of pop culture and tinfoil hat conspiracy theories. Don't listen to him, he is a snake working for them.



Yar	18 Jul 2012, 04:27 PM Post #13
Posts: 0 Group: Members Member #2,072 Joined: 15-Nov 2011	You guys are either crazy or stupid. There is NO SUCH THING as the Illuminati. And there never were! Forget you ever heard about it and stop discussing it in this thread: this sort of activity is neither productive nor intelligent. Don't you have other things to do? Go masturbate to porn and drink alcohol, or whatever you goys do with your spare time.



Snakekasunick	18 Jul 2012, 05:33 PM Post #14
Posts: 393 Group: Members Member #2,715 Joined: 5-May 2012	Yar 18 Jul 2012, 04:27 PM You guys are either crazy or stupid. There is NO SUCH THING as the Illuminati. And there never were! Forget you ever heard about it and stop discussing it in this thread: this sort of activity is neither productive nor intelligent. Don't you have other things to do? Go masturbate to porn and drink alcohol, or whatever you goys do with your spare time. Sounds like someone doesn't know the sense of sarcasm. Actually they did exist. http://reality-bytes.hubpages.com/hub/What-Is-The-ILLUMINATI-Are-They-Real



Superpig	18 Jul 2012, 05:54 PM Post #15
Super Pig Posts: 1,399 Group: Elite Members Member #2,437 Joined: 1-Feb 2012	Yar 18 Jul 2012, 04:27 PM You guys are either crazy or stupid. There is NO SUCH THING as the Illuminati. And there never were! Forget you ever heard about it and stop discussing it in this thread: this sort of activity is neither productive nor intelligent. Don't you have other things to do? Go masturbate to porn and drink alcohol, or whatever you goys do with your spare time. I am trying to see how Yar was making a joke but it really seems like he missed the boat on this one.



salamutスタッフ	19 Jul 2012, 04:16 AM Post #16
فقط الحفاظ على الابتسام Posts: 3,620 Group: Don't call me Autist Member #724 Joined: 7-Aug 2011	Yar 18 Jul 2012, 04:27 PM You guys are either crazy or stupid. There is NO SUCH THING as the Illuminati. And there never were! Forget you ever heard about it and stop discussing it in this thread: this sort of activity is neither productive nor intelligent. Don't you have other things to do? Go masturbate to porn and drink alcohol, or whatever you goys do with your spare time. Art thous't mad brother?
	Toast 16 Feb 2012, 06:13 AM What the fuck is that shit, man? Are you going to provide anything relevant about reality besides posting nonsense about an elaborate hoax?


Yar	19 Jul 2012, 06:44 PM Post #17
Posts: 0 Group: Members Member #2,072 Joined: 15-Nov 2011	Snakekasunick 18 Jul 2012, 05:33 PM Actually they did exist. http://reality-bytes.hubpages.com/hub/What-Is-The-ILLUMINATI-Are-They-Real No they did not. End of story.



salamutスタッフ	19 Jul 2012, 08:29 PM Post #18
فقط الحفاظ على الابتسام Posts: 3,620 Group: Don't call me Autist Member #724 Joined: 7-Aug 2011	Yar, please! http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Illuminati Is there are satanic, jewish, reptilian, royal, corpperate or masonic secret society ruling the world? Fuck no. Was there secret societies and clubs throughout history? Fuckling duh! Some of those were made up of self stylized free thinkers who thought themselves enlightened, or 'Illuminati'. Because stupid people made up a stupid story about them, doesn't take away what the myth was historically based off. Edited by salamutスタッフ, 19 Jul 2012, 08:31 PM.
	Toast 16 Feb 2012, 06:13 AM What the fuck is that shit, man? Are you going to provide anything relevant about reality besides posting nonsense about an elaborate hoax?


Yar	20 Jul 2012, 04:26 AM Post #19
Posts: 0 Group: Members Member #2,072 Joined: 15-Nov 2011	You just couldn't stay away, could you? You just had to keep pushing this...



fdrake	20 Jul 2012, 08:33 AM Post #20
Posts: 593 Group: Members Member #1,440 Joined: 23-Sep 2011	The Illuminati are a bed time story for would be political dissidents. They don't have to act if they would be grabbing smoke.
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